Stupid Morrissey Lines


This question was hardly answered at all!  So many
ASKers just couldn't bear saying that anything Morrissey
ever wrote could possibly be "dumb" .  That's so noble.
Anyway, since there were only 7 answers, i won't bother
trying to rate them or anything.  I also won't be repeating
this question in future surveys.

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MOPE SURVEY, SPRING 1996
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#9.  DUMB LINES THAT MORRISSEY HAS WRIT
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"You were a boy before you became a man" (Southpaw)

"Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave (repeat 10 times) (Dagenham Dave)

"...down on one knee, could it be he's only got one knee?" (King Leer)

"Found, found, found" (Found Found Found)

"...in the bar with my head on the bar..." (The More you Ignore me...)

"My so friendly lens zooms into the inner you" (Harsh Truth of Camera's Eye)

"Drive on, she says, so i drive on" (Driving your Girlfriend home)


Hmmm... do i detect grudges against _Kill Uncle_ and _Southpaw Grammar_?  :)

P.S.  I just saw "Southpaw Beer" at the grocery store!!!
Isn't that funny?  I think i'll buy some just for the empty bottle. :)



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