The call came from The Smiths' London HQ. On the line
were the parched, middle-American tones of Scott Piering, the group's
ersatz manager.
"Ah Nick, I really don't quite know how to broach this because... ah, see,
I'm sure you're not... Well, I'm convinced you're an
ally and you've clearly put a massive amount of thought and
research into your story but... erm... that's why concern is so rife."
"It's Morrissey, you see. He's discovered that you're talking to a number
of former acquaintances, a couple of whom he considers to be arch enemies.
I've been getting frantic calls from him. He desperately wants to know
what was said about him because he fears that at least one of
those people might misrepresent him, kind of. I know this seems rather
petty but he's just very, very concerned. He would rather clear up your
queries personally. Could you call him on this number? I know
he wants to talk to you. Ah... one thing. He might not answer the phone
at first because, as you've probably gathered, he is very, very shy but if
you could try..."
In due course I try, requesting the receptionist at the Kensington hotel
to page a 'Mr. Morrissey'. ("First name please?" she asks. "Yes. Mr. S.
Morrissey.")
The phone rings but to no avail. Seven digits later, the voice of
Morrissey appears: calm and collected but a mite terse in its
disembodied Mancunian mode of addressing the matter in hand.
"I've been hearing rumours that you've talked to several people about my
past. Is this so?"
I reply in the positive, naming names.
"I am very concerned about what they said because at least one of them is
a sworn enemy who would get no small quotient of pleasure from
wilfully misinterpreting my activities, I'm afraid to say."
I argue that nothing truly scabrous emerged from any of these dialogues,
but Morrissey will not be swayed. His manner becomes officious.
"Could I see what you've written as soon as possible?"
I concur, arranging to meet two days hence. And I am left once again
utterly bemused by the disarming effect of this decidedly skittish but
steadfast young obsessive.
At the outset, everything seemed so appealing in its apparent
simplicity. After too many seasons of feeling diffident and relatively
untouched by contemporary popular music, along came The Smiths in time to
forestall a last cold cut from the moorings of pop culture
fascination.
Their initial performances - "those absurd celebrations" that Johnny Marr
now reminisces over so fondly - took place in my absence. It only struck
home on hearing the group's first album. This was not more
self-absorbed bleating in an aural wasteland of recycled clamour.
This was something else.
Morrissey's audaciously crooned insights and Johnny Marr's plangent guitar
voicings were the most orthodox of ingredients. Spiritually enhanced by
sounds and sensations born of the Sixties, this music possessed something
far more scarce. The Smiths had gathered all that was inherently
noble about a rich verdant age and applied these characteristics
to the morose and desperate present.
After the regressive thuggishness that punk so quickly came to personify,
followed by the worthless bourgeois values of the current pop hypermarket
where business acumen and its attendant creed of material wealth appears
to be more virtuous a concern than artistic ingenuity, I find myself
empathising with guitarist Marr's description of The Smiths as "the only
truly controversial and important band of the Eighties."
Clearly, it was high time the tale of this band be told, and not just via
the typical amateur question-and-answer bout with the frail, ever quotable
Morrissey. How did this figure, for a long time regarded as "the village
idiot" by other Manchester luminaries, rise to such prominence? What are
the events that shaped the sensiblity at work in the songs? More
pertinent still, does Morrissey really care about misfits, the people with
whom he has struck such a chord?
For answers to questions like this, you would have to seek out the likes
of Joe Moss, the owner of Crazy Face, a Manchester boutique where a
teenage Johnny Marr once worked. Moss was a considerable influence on
Johnny Marr's musical tastes, if only through granting him unlimited
access to a formidable record collection. He also alerted the young
guitarist to the burgeoning reputation of a local enigma best known for
his tenure as New York Dolls fan club president, one Steven Morrissey.
In fact, Moss was The Smiths' manager during the first six months or so of
their career - until, according to a Rough Trade spokesperson, "it became
apparent that he was getting further and further out of his depth". But
at least Moss's presence in the precincts of Smithdom is attested to (he
crops up in some of the very first music features on the group and,
despite the protests of one group member, has a note of gratitude
engraved to him on the sleeve of the
Hand In Glove 45).
Not quite so fortunate was young James (no relation to the group of the
same name who continue to support The Smiths in concert). He was the male
'go-go dancer' whose stiletto heels and maraccas augmented the first-ever
Smiths stage line-up. Unfortunately, audience reaction was so rampantly
antagonistic towards this precocious spectacle that James was fated to
vanish from history as suddenly as the group's bass player for a spell in
late 1982. This certain Dale, a recording studio engineer, was employed,
according to Johnny Marr, merely to force the wayward Andy Rourke's
attentions towards a true commitment to the group.
The full Smiths story would also be serviced by the comments of Factory
Products supremo Tony Wilson (a long-time Morrissey admirer, though he
passed up the chance of releasing their product) and former Buzzcocks
manager Richard Boon whose recollections of Morrissey stretch back to the
small ad that appeared in Sounds some ten years ago. Then there
are former proteges Ludus - more specifically the group's singer Linder
(as she chooses to spell it). Linder, it is agreed by all who witnessed
the peculiarly insular and brooding manoeuvres of Steven Morrissey circa
1978-79, had a pretty severe effect on the young aesthete.
Add to that list the formidable Mrs. Dwyer, mother of Morrissey who
reverted to her maiden name some seven years back (when she and her
husband finally took their irreconcilable differences to the divorce
court) with the same single-minded finality of purpose her beloved son
displayed when he severed his own Christian name(s), and one could feel
that the waterfront is being gumshoed.
Yet the process of using other people's recollections to establish a more
objective focus is anathema to Morrissey. In fact, he turns quite ashen
at the suggestion.
"I would hate that. I honestly believe that ploy never works, because
it's like trying to prove that somebody is - to some degree - a fake. The
past always tends to seem a little embarrassing even though at the time it
was anything but... And it's like saying 'Well, you might be this
now but don't ever forget that you were once that. You used to
do this and you bought this awful record and you thought it was
wonderful.'
"You see, I can describe the key incidents as far as I was
concerned. I recognise them very clearly. This might not wash but
the key incident for me was that I never had any real
friends. And I realised that in order to have friends and impress people,
I had to do something extraordinary.
"In a way, it's a type of revenge. You hate so many people... It sounds
very juvenile now, I suppose, like smashing someone's window. But then
what else can you do? It was like a weapon, something to make them gnash
their teeth. Otherwise people will always have the finger on you.
Always."
Revenge. Isolation. Absolute self-conviction. Mistrust... At least
Morrissey's rhetoric is constant. But study the words and deeds of this
curious individual whose every spark of unfettered candour has kept the
music press enthralled throughout the two mercurial years of The Smiths'
existence and one can only conclude that here is a man whose convictions
tend to waver in certain key areas as mysteriously as they remain
consistent in others.
"He tends to vacillate terribly," one associate concludes, pointing to
Morrissey's love/hate relationship with Manchester, site of all his most
wretched spells of inner turmoil. In the past, he would aim frenzied gobs
of invective at the Northern metropolis, vowing to escape the blighted
wasteland of his youth at the earliest moment. Nowadays the Mancunian
environment is deemed inescapably "precious", with both its former captive
and his songwriting partner eulogizing the North as the crucial source of
inspiration for their music. Both Morrissey and Marr stress how essential
it was that sessions for their second LP,
Meat Is Murder, took place in
Liverpool's Amazon studios amidst earthy Northern badinage as opposed to
studios in London where they were made to feel like nuisances and
timewasters in the proximity of lavish multi-track equipment.
Indeed, ask any of the coterie at Rough Trade whose job it is to abet The
Smiths' maverick journey over and around the black hole of pure pop fun
and after due homage has been paid to the group's 'brilliance' and
'commitment' (no videos, no megabuck ad campaigns, no flim flam)
even a stalwart like Geoff Travis of Rough Trade will finally admit that
their insularity has caused considerable problems. Manager Scott
Piering declares himself "utterly won over by the results. In almost
every instance, they have proved themselves right." His assistant Martha
Defoe however criticises what she calls an "extreme naivety" on their
part. "There have been occasions when they've been influenced by certain
parties that anyone else in this business wouldn't give houseroom to."
Add to this the not infrequent phone calls of Mrs. Dwyer, doting mother of
Morrissey who, since her retirement as a librarian, virtually lives for
her son, viewing his career in an industry that is "full of sharks" with
extreme concern. Travis in particular has found himself having to placate
this formidable woman's accusations that all he and his record company are
interested in is making as much money as possible out of her flesh and
blood's sweat and strain.
Geoff Travis is clearly besotted with The Smiths. And for every
frustration there is a bonus potentially as vast as that very first time
when, having witnessed an early Rock Garden performance unmoved, Travis
was cornered in the kitchen of Rough Trade's old West London offices by
Johnny Marr and bassist Rourke and forced to listen to a demo of
Hand In Glove,
financed by Joe Moss.
"I remember Johnny glowing with pride saying 'This is it! Just listen to
this.' I was helplessly won over."
Since that time Rough Trade have lost their three most formidable
pre-Smiths acts - Aztec Camera ("Roddy Frame's ambitions were simply too
grand for us"), Scritti Politti (ditto Green's recording bills) and The
Fall. Here was a conflict of interest, whether Travis, the eternal
music-loving idealist, saw it or not. Certainly he perceives Fall leader
Mark E. Smith as a figure "who will always consider himself the spokesman
of the Northern roots culture, a culture centered in Manchester". He
recalls the tenacious Mark Smith voicing extensive grievance over RT's
desires to seek "pop perfection," an obvious jab at that other Mancunian
group who had after all started out supporting The Fall.
"I remember," adds Travis, "one incident when Mark was present in the
office and quite by chance Morrissey appeared to talk business. Mark just
fixed him with this very sardonic look and said quite clearly - 'Ah, hello
Steven!' Morrissey was visibly shaken by it."
Quizzed about the severing of Steven from his monicker, Morrissey simply
states: "I just found that when people addressed me by my surname I felt
differently about myself and that difference moved me to decide that I
wanted to be called Morrissey permanently. I just felt this absolutely
massive relief at not being called Steven anymore."
Perhaps it would have been different had Steven Patrick Morrissey, born
22/5/59 into a working class family - father (a hospital porter), mother
(a librarian) and sister Jacqueline then living in Hulme, Manchester - not
already gained a bush league infamy for himself as a local bohemian and
eccentric writer of letters. These, turning up in the odd fanzine,
eulogized the Buzzcocks, James Dean and The New York Dolls. Earlier, at
the age of 12 but with the same obsessiveness, he had fired off reams of
scripts for Coronation Street.
Life, according to Morrissey, was agreeable enough up to the age of
seven or eight when two significant events took place. One was the first
spate of discord between Steven's parents that would end in divorce ten
years hence.
The other was, if anything, even more traumatic to a seven-year-old with
an imagination that, while others opted for Bus-bars and Sherbet Dips,
seized on the barbaric rituals of those dissolute (often male) and
helpless (often female) types drawn to the Manchester fairgrounds of the
late Sixties in search of love-bites and knife-wounds "under the
shield of the ferris wheel" (
Rusholme Ruffians relates just such a
child's exposure to the mindless thuggery the grown-up Morrissey so
abhors.)
In 1966, Ian Brady, a Glaswegian transplanted to Manchester, and his
secretary and mistress, a Mancunian named Myra Hindley, were sent to trial
on charges of procuring, torturing (sexually and otherwise, often
photographing and taping the atrocities) and ultimately murdering one
nine-year-old boy, an 11-year-old girl and a 17-year-old youth. Two other
youngsters also went missing at the time. The case is dealt with in Emlyn
Williams' book Beyond Belief. Williams shuns any sensationalism;
the tabloid press of the time did just the opposite, transcribing scream
after taped scream from the courtroom playbacks. The whole of Manchester
was stunned and seven-year-old Steven Morrissey was more than averagely
susceptible.
"I happened to live on the streets where, close by, some of the victims
had been picked up. Within that community, news of the crimes totally
dominated all attempts at conversation for quite a few years. It was like
the worst thing that had ever happened, and I was very,
very aware of everything that occurred. Aware as a
child who could have been a victim. All the details...
"You see it was all so evil; it was, if you can understand this,
ungraspably evil. When something reaches that level it becomes
almost... almost absurd really.
"I remember it at times like I was living in a soap opera..."
By the age of nine, the child had become a distinct problem. His
father he rarely if ever refers to, but once let slip that the former
considered his only begotten son a "complete fruitcake" during those
years of intense brooding. His mother, however, saw an artistic bent in
her son's otherwise perplexing quasi-inertia. A librarian, she introduced
him to the works of Thomas Hardy and Oscar Wilde, the latter sparking an
infatuation that persists to this day. It was then that Coronation
Street took hold of the boy. Morrissey's scripts laced with
suggestions for character and plot so impressed producer Leslie Duxberry
that he began a correspondence with the callow youth who had an
extraordinary backlog of trivia about the series.
And then there was music. He bought his first disc at age six - a year
before Hindley and Brady's gambols on the moors turned life into a soap
opera of mind-numbing horror. The record featured the virginal entreaties
of a pristine Marianne Faithfull singing "Come And Stay With Me". The
mild sexual overtones of the lyric went well with the halcyon blend of
folk guitar and baroque pop. Indeed, Ms. Faithfull was Morrissey's first
love and in a world where first loves never die it is intriguing that the
only two non-originals The Smiths have attempted were her "Summer Nights"
(a thrilling harpsichord-led piece that foreshadows some early Smiths
songs) and "The Sha La La Song". Quintessential British pop, an influence
either due to the radio or elder sister Jacqueline or his own simple
rationale: "I was brought up in a house full of books and records... I
devoured everything."
Though he found himself "disgusted by the savagery of fun fairs I went to
in the Sixties" he sought out music that embodied that atmosphere: the
treble-and-reverb lamentations of Billy Fury, king of the fairground
swing. Similarly a cute doily of a song, The Tams' "Be Young, Be Foolish,
Be Happy" he has always cherished "because of the sentiment. Not that I
could ever relate to it. But then maybe that's why I found it so
appealing in the first place."
Morrissey's placement at St. Mary's Secondary Modern was, from all
reports, the worst fate for one of such haphazardly zealous temperament.
He found a place, but not by reciting Oscar Wilde or displaying his
growing aptitude for the written word. "I happened to be very good at
certain sports. I was really quite a fine runner, for example. This in
turn made me act in a somewhat cocky and outspoken way - simply as a
reaction against the philistine nature of my surroundings. This the
masters simply couldn't take. It was alright if you just curled up and
underachieved your way into a stupor. That was pretty much what was
expected really. Because if you're too smart, they hate and resent you
and they will break you. When I found out that I wasn't being
picked for the things I clearly excelled at, it became a slow but sure way
of destroying my resilience. They succeeded in almost killing off all the
self-confidence I had."
Music again offered escape and excitement. Early in 1972, at the age of
13, Morrissey witnessed his first live gig: Marc Bolan's T. Rex at
Manchester's Bellevue Theatre. "All the kids at my school were either
into Marc Bolan or David Bowie," he recalls. "You couldn't like both of
them." But it was the New York Dolls who were "The real beginning for
me. They were so precious...
"Rock and roll - the traditional, incurable rock and roller never
interested me remotely. He was simply a rather foolish, empty-headed
figure who was peddling his brand of self-projection and very arch
machismo that I could never relate to. The Dolls on the other hand...
well firstly I always saw them as an absolutely male group. I never saw
them as being remotely fey or effeminate. They were characters you simply
did not brush aside, like the mafia of rock and roll."
Upon falling out of St. Mary's into the outstretched arms of the dole
queue in 1975, Steven Morrissey's life appears to have revolved around the
music of the New York Dolls and Sixties girl singers, the crucial
"symbolic" importance of James Dean and the continuing lure of the
written word. He claims at 14 to have been initiated into the doctrines
of feminism, citing a book titled Men's Liberation as shaping
what has since become a key concept in his own lyrical observations. But
it was the New York Dolls connection that afforded him a certain
notoriety. His small ads in the music press seeking to swap fax and info
with fellow Dolls fans caused him to be one of the few ersatz
personalities in the punk explosion that hit Manchester, the first stop of
the Sex Pistols' infamous 'Anarchy' tour, in 1976.
"With punk I was always observing. I mean, I seem to recall being a
spectator at almost every seminal performance in the movement's
evolution especially in the North. But the aggression was just 'bully
boy' tactics. It was, I feel now, a musical movement without music. I
mean, how many records were really important? How many can be remembered
with fondness? Not many...
"The Ramones' first album I recall as one. Also the Buzzcocks, who, I
must be honest, seemed, out of this massive sea of angst-ridden groups,
the only ones who possibly sat down beforehand and worked out what they
intended to do."
By this time it would be fair to assume that Morrissey had genuine musical
ambitions. His main obstacle, apart from a shyness that was "criminally
vulgar" was his fear that a rock music backdrop would place him "in
circumstances where I would be a very... timid performer."
Perhaps, then, he would be temperamentally more suited to music
journalism. Turned down no less than five times by a certain
NME section editor, he went on to supply record reviews to
Record Mirror under the nom-de-plume Sheridan Whitehead [sic].
Various punk fanzines were also created by him, and he is remembered by
Richard Boon as being a frequent visitor to Buzzcocks' office. In 1978,
due possibly to his parents' final rift, Boon recalls Morrissey becoming
extremely close to the group Ludus, principally the singer Linder, for
whom he seemed to be nursing a growing infatuation.
Linder was deeply affected by the work of certain feminist writers and was
prone to carry around such tomes as Geneology and The Wise
Wound. Morrissey duly moved in with Linder and Ludus guitarist Ian
to a less than salubrious abode in the red light area of Whalley Range
where they lived for approximately a year. This is the inspiration for
the "What do we get for our trouble and pain/A rented room in Whalley
Range" couplet that lyrically climaxes the pummelling frenzy of
Miserable Lie
from the first album and remains a live show-stopper.
Indeed, one could read more than enough about the nature of Morrissey's
relationship with Linder in the song's complete lyric. Similarly, certain
sources intimate that Wonderful Woman
and Jeane stem from this
relationship.
Whatever the case, Morrissey and Linder parted on good terms and their
friendship remains constant, with the former helping to promote the
re-formed Ludus' product whenever he's afforded radio-space. More
pointedly, Morrissey's avowed celibacy usually dates from around 1979.
Straight after leaving Whalley Range, Morrissey seems to have vanished for
several months, informing certain acquaintances that he was going to New
York. Events here begin to take on a less clear-cut aspect, due in part
to a penchant for imposture and self-conscious myth-making that recalls
Bob Dylan's tangle of false trails across his folkie past.
Marr recalls, at any rate, that the makeshift group he sometimes rehearsed
with tried to coerce Morrissey into becoming their frontman. But the only
pre-Smiths venture that Morrissey admits to is a short-lived one.
"There was always an obvious ideological imbalance with whoever else
approached me. The one occasion I walked into this group as a potential
singer, I said - the very first thing - let's do 'Needle In A Haystack' by
The Marvelettes. These were four individuals who seemed in tune with this
mode of thinking. It wasn't 'camp surrealism' or 'wackiness,' it was
pure intellectual devotion that made me want to do a song like that."
Perhaps it was this ensemble that Howard Devoto swears he witnessed
supporting Magazine in a Manchester club. Devoto doesn't recall much: a
guitar, drums and bass line-up, with Morrissey singing while lashing his
hair out of his eyes. And so it goes. If it happened at all, it was
short-lived.
"The main reason for my not being able to do anything really constructive
before Johnny's arrival," Morrissey now concludes, "is that with all the
desires I had been harbouring for years, if anyone else existed out there
who shared the same creative urges, that person was invariably incredibly
depressed, totally disorganised and somehow unsalvageably doomed. In
other words, a complete slut."
Richard Boon recalls the last pre-Smiths utterance from Morrissey. This
came in 1980 in the form of a demo tape on which was recorded, firstly, a
spoken apology for both the lack of any backing instruments and the low
fidelity of Morrissey's vox humana. This was due to the fact
that someone was asleep in the next room. Of the two songs he definitely
remembers hearing, one was a version of
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
sung to a different melody. The second was a truly ironic choice. Just
two years before Marr would come and pull our ailing hero out of some sick
sleep and into a partnership that would prove providential, the gaunt
Mancunian had chosen to interpret a little-known Bessie Smith number. Its
title? "Wake Up Johnny."
If it's time the tale was told, then let the teller be Johnny Marr for
if The Smiths remain Morrissey's mouthpiece then just as surely the group
is Marr's contrivance and their strength lies in the guitarist's ability
to create a consistently inspired musical setting every bit as aurally
valorous as the lyricist's formidable confessions.
When one confronts them together, their age difference and clearly defined
visual contrasts make them appear almost like teacher and pupil.
Morrissey's expression furrows from laconic to austere whilst Marr's
face, even when drawn into discussion about matters that are anything but
frivolous, can't quite lose the hint of mischief etched onto its
ever-increasing jackdaw pallor.
More pertinent perhaps are the silent exchanges. Marr on the first
occasion the three of us met was chipper but, shorn of sleep, seemed
occasionally too quick to answer without having focused his reply, the
latter faculty being one of Morrissey's most masterful verbal ploys. Yet
if Morrissey's candour seems sometimes measured with an inscrutable sense
of being able to almost instantly see the quote in print, then Marr's
frankness is refreshingly absent of this concern. When Morrissey aims to
wax controversial he spares no drop of venom in the process. Marr is
simply more open. Also Marr clearly holds his partner in the highest of
esteem. A sense of pride and protectiveness, for example, causes remarks
like this: "I don't want to sound cheap or false, but (slight
pause) really I'm Morrissey's greatest fan. This is the absolute
truth here now, I mean the fact of being involved in the only worthwhile
and healthily controversial group of the Eighties, that was a big part of
the original plan at first but now we've achieved it, it's just another
facet.
"After working with Morrissey I could never even consider being involved
with anyone I wasn't totally, 100% impressed and inspired by. It's like,"
Marr continues excitedly, "the very first time I got to see Morrissey's
lyrics and the feeling I got of being completely stunned by them. There
were just so many aspects: the subject matter, first of all, and the fact
that every line was like a blow, a really straightforward blow. Every
word had such real impact that once I'd recovered, it suddenly hit me that
before this moment I'd never really listened to a lyricist before."
Morrissey, for his part, is no less complimentary. "When I first heard
Johnny play, that was in a sense almost irrelevant. The awakening had
occurred days earlier with the meeting. I'd reached a stage back then
where I was so utterly impressed and infatuated that even if he couldn't
have played it didn't matter somehow because the seeds were there and from
those seeds anything could sprout.
"Johnny had grasped the thread of all that was relevant and yet he was -
and remains - a very happy-go-lucky, optimistic person who was interested
in doing it now. Not tomorrow, but right now!
"Now this was truly extraordinary because in a musical sense I'd only just
met people who were total sluts, who'd rather sit around at home night
after night talking about picking the guitar up instead of just grabbing
it and saying 'What about this?'
"Also he appeared at a time when I was deeper than the depths, if you
like. And he provided me with this massive energy boost. I could feel
Johnny's energy just seething inside of me."
Johnny Marr was born in Ardwick Green twenty one years ago. His
parents are still together and he has a younger brother and sister.
Unlike his more erudite co-composer he passed his 11-plus but ended up in a
Comprehensive school - Wythenshawe - where he found himself more interested
in experimenting with the soft drugs that a predominantly older crowd of
local musicians were introducing him to. He left school with no 'O'
levels, a vendetta between himself and his father, and a 'friend' he'd
been originally asked to keep an eye out for by the school's headmaster
when the latter had discovered that "this posh kiddie with a chip on his
shoulder" was courting a potential barbiturate problem.
The latter "posh kiddie" had been Andy O'Rourke at the age of 13. At the
ages of 14 (when various friends and Marr toyed with the idea of working
with a girl group) and 17 (when he and Rourke were again put off by "how
bad everybody's lyrics were") attempts had been made to form bands. While
holding down a job selling clothes for a store called X Clothes (next to
Joe Moss' Crazy Face), Marr, who was able to retain his Les Paul guitar
plus twin-reverb amp and his steady girlfriend Angie throughout the
ensuing ordeal, somehow got in with some jewel thieves and was caught with
some stolen Lowry prints. A heavy fine put paid to further escapades in
crime, leaving Marr to finish up working in clothes stores until February
1983.
As for the relationship he has with Morrissey, when alone, the
characteristic concern and intense loyalty come through - yet like Geoff
Travis and Scott Piering and everyone else I spoke to about him, Marr is
evidently as puzzled by his partner as I still am. The so-called enemies
and people Morrissey felt would do him injustice didn't but that's only
because there is no-one in the treacherous image-bloated clone-zone packed
to the rafters with rent boys, vainglorious dupes and back-slapping
careerists who can hold a candle to Morrissey and his Smiths. Instead,
detractors attempt to dissect the true sexual urge that might lurk in the
celibate's loins (and behind titles like
I Want The One I Can't Have),
or indulge in lazy critiques of music that addresses the real issues
facing our pop kids - affording them a voice that speaks out against the
tide of rabid conformity.
"He is painfully shy," emphasises Johnny Marr. "You've got to understand
that. We all look out for Morrissey. It's a very brotherly feeling.
When we first rehearsed, I'd have done anything for him.
"And as a person Morrissey is really capable of a truly loving
relationship. Every day he's so open, so romantic and sensitive to other
people's emotions.
"Personally speaking - I don't know this but yeah I think - I
don't think he'd turn away from the perfect opportunity. But try and
imagine the hang-ups most people have in bed. All that 'Is she
enjoying it? Is there something more than this?' confusion. Now
magnify that a hundred times and you've got the beginnings of Morrissey's
dilemma...
"But I must say that when he gets really upset, frankly I think it's just
because he needs a good humping!"