In my infinite wisdom, I decided to be kind, and let the band fill out their own profiles. The results ranged from the slightly eccentric, through the totally insane, to this one. It may seem like a fairly straightforward and ordinary set of answers, but lets just say that it took Dave three attempts and over half an hour to come up with what you see here! So, without further ado, let me present "Strummy" Dave Hailey...

Name: David Hailey

D.O.B: 03/08/73

Looks: Tall, slim, handsome. Honest.

Marital Status: Single

Hobbies: Playing guitar.

Position In The Band: Guitarist.

Life History: Took up guitar aged 12, did loads of stuff, and here I am now.

Musical Tastes: Anything really. Especially Queen, Extreme, Simon & Garfunkle, Corduroy, E.L.O.

Anything Else: Whatever happened to Christopher Biggins? Who remembers "Safari Sogoodi!"?